Deaf of A Servent

The other day I was just minding my own business doing my usual rulling my kingdom and all, but then I asked one of my servents to go get me a drink and she turned around and started yelling at me in some weird form of Elvish that Im shure Legolas doesnt even know, and then she turned around and left, then I thought to myself "Your so fired" so I called Pippin over and told him to go fire that servent so he walked in to the kitchen where she was and He didnt even have time to speak when she started yelling at him too. She made Pippin cry, you know how sensitive he can be sometimes. Then I called Merry and asked him to fire her. But when he walked up to her she started yelling at him too, then she hit him on the head with a fryin Pan and he came back with a cuncussion. "What is wrong with this woman?" I said. I then called Sam and Frodo, but when they talked to her they both came back with a shoe shoved in their mouth. Well I was gonna give it one more try, so I called Legolas. He came over and saw Merry almost unconcious on the floor, Pippin crying, and Sam and Frodo with shoes in their mouths. So Legolas walked in the kitchen and walked up to the woman thinking she was going to scream at him but she spun around and kissed him. Then the woman ran out of the castle like I just fired her but I didnt even get to tell her that. I was so confused.